First, pick her up at her dorm. No you can't go up to her door because you don't have a passpoint. But just shoot her a classy text saying "I'm here. Come down stairs". Forget about the whole bringing her flowers thing, they will just die in the Phoenix heat.
Then awkwardly walk to the Union, dodging longboards and scooters. (HINT: do not push your date in front of one) Don't go to thunder because none of that food is attractive to eat on a first date and who knows, Mein Bowl might turn into Mein 'Bowel' half way through the date. You don't want that.
So when you go to the Union, swipe for her! Do not awkwardly swipe first and then let her fumble with her wallet to get her ID and have her swipe for herself. Don't do it. Swipe for her and if you are completely heart broken about wasting a swipe, just take and fill up a Tupperware next time you go and make up for that meal that you lost on that date.
After sharing your first date dinner with about 200 other underclassmen and of course the girl, walk over to Zoyo for ice cream to enjoy while you're at the movie on the lawn.
Hopefully you remembered a blanket or something to sit on or else you will be walking away from that night with mud and grass stains on your backside.
Through many interruptions of your buddies and her friends wanting to sit with you guys 'just in case', you finally get up the courage to put your arm around her, but then you remember that it's Arizona and pit stains are a real thing.
When you walk her back to her dorm it's still too hot for any form of physical contact so you finish with an awkward hug, just praying to the good Lord Almighty that she can't smell your B.O.
And there you have it folks; your 'lope inspired date.